Here's a funny Thanksgiving story and a few poems for your reading pleasure. Hope you have a wonderful day with family and friends. Be Prepared Grandma was showing the children a painting of the Pilgrim Family on a Thanksgiving Day card that they had received and she commented, 'The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their mothers and fathers and praying to God.' Her youngest grandson looked at her doubtfully and asked, 'Then why is their Dad carrying that rifle?' Ode to Thanksgiving! May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! Turkey Warning Tell me, Mr. Turkey, Don't you feel afraid When you hear us talking 'Bout the plans we've made? Can't you hear us telling How we're going to eat Cranberries and stuffing With our turkey meat? Turkey, heed my warning: Better fly away; Or you will be sorry On Thanksgiving day. Comments are closed.
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